From Chiavari to Rome: A Scenic Journey Through Italy's Heartland
Join us as we embark on a wild ride from Chiavari to Rome, where scenic views meet spontaneous adventures and a few hilarious encounters with drunken Germans! From charming coastal towns to historic ruins, we’re exploring Italy’s heartland with a sense of humor and a knack for finding unexpected friendships. Whether you’re here for the sights, the stories, or the occasional tipsy detour with our new German buddies, buckle up for a journey that’s as unpredictable as it is unforgettable. Get ready to laugh, get lost, and make memories that might just need translating the next morning!
ITALIA
Ollie
8/1/20247 min read
Chiavari: The Calm Before the Storm
Our Italian adventure began in Chiavari, a charming coastal town that felt like a prelude to the Italian symphony we were about to experience. As we wandered its cobblestone streets, we stocked up on essentials: snacks, beer, and wine. We even made a momentous stop at the laundrette, marking our first laundry session of the trip. Our clothes emerged looking less like ancient relics and more like something you might actually want to wear in public. With freshly laundered clothes and a van full of supplies, we were ready for the adventures that lay ahead.
Conclusion: Reflecting on the Journey
As we sat in our van, reflecting on the adventures, we realized this trip was less about ticking boxes and more about the stories we collected along the way. The Italian countryside, bustling cities, and unexpected friendships had woven themselves into our journey, reminding us that travel is about savoring each moment because the places will always be there, waiting for us to return and discover them anew.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s this: slow down, savor the journey, and don't forget to drop a pin where you park your van.
When in Rome
Rome greeted us with a mix of ancient charm and modern chaos. After navigating the labyrinthine streets with our van, we found a less-than-glamorous parking spot on the city’s outskirts a steal at just 15 euros for the night. It felt like we had parked at the edge of history, ready to dive into Rome’s bustling heart.
Our adventure began with a quick snack before hopping on Rome's efficient public transport. The bus whisked us through the city's vibrant tapestry, each turn offering a glimpse of Roman life. Note to self: always remember the bus number and where you got on. After a few wrong stops, we finally found ourselves in central Rome, staring up at the grandeur of the Colosseum.
We were greeted by a line so long it seemed to stretch back to ancient times. Deciding to skip the inside tour, we figured if we wanted to stand in an arena full of sweaty people, we could just attend a music festival back home.
Our Roman escapade took us to Vatican City, where we hoped to see where the Pope hangs his mitre. Vatican City is the Roman Catholic Church’s HQ, and the Pope is like the spiritual CEO of over a billion followers worldwide. We marveled at the Swiss Guards, who looked like they might be auditioning for a Shakespearean play with their Renaissance-era uniforms. But make no mistake they’re as serious about their job as they are about fashion.
Unfortunately, the line for the Sistine Chapel was as daunting as the Colosseum’s, stretching far beyond our patience level. We figured the frescoes would have to wait for another visit. Instead, we explored the grandeur of St. Peter’s Basilica, which left us in awe. Michelangelo’s "Pietà" was like the Mona Lisa of sculptures—minus the enigmatic smile. It captured a moment of divine realism, frozen in marble, and made us rethink everything we thought we knew about rocks.
After a day of Roman escapades, our legs were weary from the cobblestones and our minds craved a pint of something familiar. An Irish pub seemed like the perfect remedy. Stepping inside, we were greeted by the comforting hum of chatter, the clinking of glasses, and the unmistakable smell of Guinness. The usual routine unfolded: order beer, chat with the old guy in the corner, and soak in the pub's welcoming warmth.
Our corner companion turned out to be a treasure trove of local tips and eccentric tales, sharing more than a few suggestions for the rest of our Italian journey. Then, in walked a lively Scottish couple who immediately became the evening’s highlight. I can't recall how it all began, but soon they were buying us rounds of drinks, and the camaraderie flowed as smoothly as the Guiness.
Beers turned into cocktails, and cocktails inevitably became shots. Before we knew it, we were asked to leave the bar around 11 PM. It might have been due to our enthusiastic singing or perhaps our new talent for balancing acts. Regardless, it was time to bid farewell to our new friends and attempt the journey back to the van.
Here’s where the plot thickens: neither of us could remember where we'd parked. Our mental map was about as reliable as a wet paper napkin. We embarked on a quest through Rome’s nighttime streets, retracing steps that felt more like a maze than a map. Each turn seemed to lead us further into the labyrinth of Roman nightlife.
After what felt like an eternity (and a few wrong turns), we finally located the van, a beacon of familiarity amidst the city’s sprawling chaos. Our quest had come to an end, but the night had etched itself into our memories as one of laughter, camaraderie, and the occasional reminder of why you should always drop a pin on your parking spot.
Driving into Pisa
Arriving in Pisa, we quickly learned that the Piazza dei Miracoli is the star of the show. The Leaning Tower seemed to draw tourists like moths to a flame. We skipped the classic "holding up the tower" photo because, frankly, the crowd was so dense that if we had extended our arms, we’d have been propping up someone’s elbow instead. The rest of Pisa was somewhat underwhelming, serving mostly as a backdrop for the main event. It's a charming stop on a broader Italian adventure but not somewhere we'd spend more than a few hours.
The Road to Rome
Tuscany is like a page out of a storybook, with its rolling hills, ancient vineyards, and charming medieval towns. The way the golden light bathes the landscape is nothing short of magical. But amidst this picturesque backdrop, a Tuscan love story unfolded between Dorris and some particularly charming donkeys.
Our journey led us to Bagni San Filippo, a hot spring affectionately nicknamed "Nature's Jacuzzi." The so-called "White Whale" rock formation left us squinting and questioning our imagination. Was it really a whale or just a glorified lump of limestone? Our next dip at Saturnia introduced us to three young Germans borrowing their parents' camper van, sharing stories and laughter as we soaked in the mineral-rich waters. Little did we know that "Paulaner Hell Lager" had a reputation, and the following morning revealed its hellish side with a thumping headache.
But nothing could keep us from exploring Tuscany’s trails. Our hike took an unexpected turn when Dorris spotted two adorable donkeys grazing in a field. Her "awww" could be heard across the hills. I braced myself for a 45-minute photo shoot and enough petting to make any donkey's day. There was a moment I thought we might actually adopt one thank goodness for my stubborn resolve.
Florence: A Road Cobbled in History
Driving through Tuscany felt like stepping into a painting where every vineyard whispered, "Stop for a sip, why don’t you?" Surprisingly, we didn’t stop. In hindsight, we probably should have made a few more pit stops. Our eagerness to tick cities off our list led to some rushed decisions. Remember, take it slow and savor each moment. These places aren't going anywhere.
Arriving in Florence was like entering a Renaissance masterpiece. As we wandered the cobblestone streets, we couldn't help but marvel at the city's rich tapestry of art, history, and culture. The Uffizi Gallery and the Ponte Vecchio were just the beginning of our historical deep dive. Of course, I couldn’t resist chatting about the Medici Family, legendary patrons of the arts. Imagine strolling through Florence a few hundred years ago, where political power and art were as intertwined as vines on a Tuscan vineyard.
As twilight descended, Florence transformed into a city of golden lights and lively streets. Our pizzeria dinner turned into an unexpected adventure, as one or two drinks became an invitation to explore the city's nightlife.
We wandered through narrow alleys, each turn revealing another hidden gem a bar, a street performer, or a bustling piazza. Our quest for the perfect evening led us to a cozy bar where the ambiance was as warm as the glow of its street lamps. We quickly befriended a Canadian and a Mexican couple, exchanging travel tales over cocktails. One drink led to another, and before we knew it, we were serenading Florence with some questionable karaoke.
Enter four young German men, whose enthusiastic "Prost!" quickly made us fast friends. Our conversations were a delightful mix of slurred words and laughter. No karaoke from us, though; we were too busy trying to stay upright as the night took its toll. When the city lights blurred into a kaleidoscope, we knew it was time to find our way back to the van, albeit with a few wrong turns and giggles along the way.



















